Happy birthday, Mother. Madonna’s Birthday Splash is our annual tribute to the queen herself — DJ Michael V on the decks, Andramada and Miranda Moirai bringing the drag, and an afternoon that goes as long as you do. Come in your best Madonna era.

Admission Includes

• Full access to The Woodsman’s sensuous facilities — including the heated pool, hot tub, steam room (with rainfall showers and side jets), and outdoor shower — all set on private wooded grounds

• A casual lunch featuring burgers and dogs on the grill, chips and non-alcoholic refreshments

What to Know

• This is a men-only, clothing-optional gathering (21+), inclusive of trans men

• Alcohol will not be served; you are welcome to BYOB (no glass or breakable containers permitted)

• BYOT — bring your own towel

• There is no formal clothes check, but space will be provided for personal items — we recommend bringing a small backpack or bag

• Space is limited; advance registration is required

Ticket Pricing

• Early Bird: $45 (available through August 2)

• Standard: $55

• Day Of: $65